2024年5月24日发(作者：休阳炎)

史提勒说 任何会吹大喇叭的女孩 都能做很多事

Any girI that knows how to play a tuba, she can do things. That's what stifler says

伊丽丝 你认为 麦特是自以为是的种马...

Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant Jock who wears his penis on

我已焕然一新了 对了 你们两个戴裤♥袜♥很好看喔

so I'm a totally new man, By the way, you both look great in pantyhose

用右手 用右手 但我也可以用左手 用左手

With my right, with my right, but I can also do it with my left, with my left

-谢谢你把分数赢回来 -是我丢掉的 我得赢回来

-Thanks for winning those points back. -I lost them. I had to get them back

克洛依的事我听了你的建议 用机器人送了一罐饮料过去

Hey, so, I took your advice about Chloe. I used the Rover to deliver a soda

是他的暱称 他看到什么都要插♥进♥去 不正常

Yeah, it's his nickname. Dude wilI stick his dick into anything. It's unnatural

用力点 喂 你这猪脸! 我真不知道该怎么说你

Drive it in. Hey, you, fuck face, I don't even know where to start with you

那个蠢侏儒不是我们团里的 我们对他的行为不负责任

That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions

-你要看我立刻肃立吗? -看过了 小意思

-You want to see me firmly at attention? -I already have. I wasn't impressed

这不是你的世界 是我们的 我们不要你加入

This isn't your world. This is our world, and we don't want you in it

今天下午议员们在排练才艺表演时...

so, this afternoon, while the counselors were practicing for the

罗伯兹需要有天份的音乐家 也需要有才干的捐助人

Robards needs talented musicians as much as we need talented donors

-我是麦扩 负责处理... -他在这里干什么?

-I'm the Macro and it's my Job to -What is he doing here?

药草萃取可让你们山毛榉高校 同声合吐哦!

This herbaI fucking extract wilI help you Beechwood fief play in tune, huh?

我才不关心他用相机偷♥拍♥我 我是说我不是不关心...

I don't even care that he saw me on camera. Well, I mean I do,

记住 我们将在毕业典礼仪式后演出

Remember, we play this at the end of the ceremony after Pomp and Circumstance

噢 那东西在我刚到时就在了 我想上面是你的名字

Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived. I think it has your name on it

-有肛♥交♥协会? -当然 但你得成为高手才行

-There's an AnaI sex Association? -Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro

我也拍不到好镜头 因为整个仪队的人都讨厌我

And I'm not getting any good footage 'cause these fucking bandees hate me

你午餐吃坏的吧? 我的胃也很敏感

you had for lunch, you know? I've got the same problem. Very sensitive stomach

如果你进了医务室 珊德丝护士会照顾你

If you visit our infirmary, Nurse sanders wilI take care of your every need

小甜心 我只是好心警告你 罗伯兹奖学金是我的

I'm Just giving you fair warning, cupcake. Robards scholarship is mine

让她喝醉? 这就是陈年大秘密吗? 这就是第二步?

Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages? That's step Number Two?

-麦特 请再选一题 -好吧 随便

-Matt, Just pick another question, please. -AlI right, screw it. Whatever

贝多芬主要交响曲中 哪一首的第四乐章最长?

Of Beethoven's maJor symphonies, which has the longest fourth movement?

没人告诉过你大人物在吃饭时 别去打扰他吗?

Didn't anybody telI you not to mess with the big dog while he's eating?

麦特 我认为大家想要喜欢你 只是你没让事情容易些

I think people want to like you, Matt. You Just make it really hard

休士顿小姐 试听很精彩 我们去谈谈奖学金的事吧

Excellent audition, Miss. Houston. Let's go discuss that scholarship

各位 毕业典礼仪式 将在五分钟后开始 准备

Okay, everybody, Pomp and Circumstance. Five-minute warning. Let's go

他们不管赢过几次 今天就是喝不到葡萄汁

I don't care how many times they won. They're not getting the grape today

这是脱衣问答游戏 我们发明的 也是仪队营的传统

It's called strip Trivia. We made it up. It's a Band Camp tradition

我是银色的史特拉第瓦里喇叭 由普利兹奖得主吹奏

I am a silver stradivarius trumpet played by a Pulitzer Prize winner

就像我们还小时 在我旁边你就是普通的麦特...

Just like when we were kids, around me, you were regular

我们却完全没机会展露头角 真是烂透了

and we ain't got no prospects for our palm pilots. That's fucked up, dawg

还是她的原始需求能被满足 然后把他当作晚餐呢?

or wilI she satisfy her primaI needs and then devour him for dinner?

做点爱情乐曲吧 然后音符就会自动浮现了

Make some love music, you know? And then your notes wilI Just cum to you

对 他有够嫩的 年纪都这么大了还这么嫩

Yeah, he's a preemie. I'm not talking about the day he was born, either

议长先生 那他们是谁? 第♥一♥夫♥人♥和副艺妓吗?

Oh, and who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?

跟你所习惯的相同 像在橄榄球队里...

something you're familiar with, being on the footbalI team, I'

-搞砸了我们的毕业典礼 -我去那里玩友谊赛...

-and ruined our graduation. -I went there for a

2024年5月24日发(作者：休阳炎)

史提勒说 任何会吹大喇叭的女孩 都能做很多事

Any girI that knows how to play a tuba, she can do things. That's what stifler says

伊丽丝 你认为 麦特是自以为是的种马...

Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant Jock who wears his penis on

我已焕然一新了 对了 你们两个戴裤♥袜♥很好看喔

so I'm a totally new man, By the way, you both look great in pantyhose

用右手 用右手 但我也可以用左手 用左手

With my right, with my right, but I can also do it with my left, with my left

-谢谢你把分数赢回来 -是我丢掉的 我得赢回来

-Thanks for winning those points back. -I lost them. I had to get them back

克洛依的事我听了你的建议 用机器人送了一罐饮料过去

Hey, so, I took your advice about Chloe. I used the Rover to deliver a soda

是他的暱称 他看到什么都要插♥进♥去 不正常

Yeah, it's his nickname. Dude wilI stick his dick into anything. It's unnatural

用力点 喂 你这猪脸! 我真不知道该怎么说你

Drive it in. Hey, you, fuck face, I don't even know where to start with you

那个蠢侏儒不是我们团里的 我们对他的行为不负责任

That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions

-你要看我立刻肃立吗? -看过了 小意思

-You want to see me firmly at attention? -I already have. I wasn't impressed

这不是你的世界 是我们的 我们不要你加入

This isn't your world. This is our world, and we don't want you in it

今天下午议员们在排练才艺表演时...

so, this afternoon, while the counselors were practicing for the

罗伯兹需要有天份的音乐家 也需要有才干的捐助人

Robards needs talented musicians as much as we need talented donors

-我是麦扩 负责处理... -他在这里干什么?

-I'm the Macro and it's my Job to -What is he doing here?

药草萃取可让你们山毛榉高校 同声合吐哦!

This herbaI fucking extract wilI help you Beechwood fief play in tune, huh?

我才不关心他用相机偷♥拍♥我 我是说我不是不关心...

I don't even care that he saw me on camera. Well, I mean I do,

记住 我们将在毕业典礼仪式后演出

Remember, we play this at the end of the ceremony after Pomp and Circumstance

噢 那东西在我刚到时就在了 我想上面是你的名字

Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived. I think it has your name on it

-有肛♥交♥协会? -当然 但你得成为高手才行

-There's an AnaI sex Association? -Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro

我也拍不到好镜头 因为整个仪队的人都讨厌我

And I'm not getting any good footage 'cause these fucking bandees hate me

你午餐吃坏的吧? 我的胃也很敏感

you had for lunch, you know? I've got the same problem. Very sensitive stomach

如果你进了医务室 珊德丝护士会照顾你

If you visit our infirmary, Nurse sanders wilI take care of your every need

小甜心 我只是好心警告你 罗伯兹奖学金是我的

I'm Just giving you fair warning, cupcake. Robards scholarship is mine

让她喝醉? 这就是陈年大秘密吗? 这就是第二步?

Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages? That's step Number Two?

-麦特 请再选一题 -好吧 随便

-Matt, Just pick another question, please. -AlI right, screw it. Whatever

贝多芬主要交响曲中 哪一首的第四乐章最长?

Of Beethoven's maJor symphonies, which has the longest fourth movement?

没人告诉过你大人物在吃饭时 别去打扰他吗?

Didn't anybody telI you not to mess with the big dog while he's eating?

麦特 我认为大家想要喜欢你 只是你没让事情容易些

I think people want to like you, Matt. You Just make it really hard

休士顿小姐 试听很精彩 我们去谈谈奖学金的事吧

Excellent audition, Miss. Houston. Let's go discuss that scholarship

各位 毕业典礼仪式 将在五分钟后开始 准备

Okay, everybody, Pomp and Circumstance. Five-minute warning. Let's go

他们不管赢过几次 今天就是喝不到葡萄汁

I don't care how many times they won. They're not getting the grape today

这是脱衣问答游戏 我们发明的 也是仪队营的传统

It's called strip Trivia. We made it up. It's a Band Camp tradition

我是银色的史特拉第瓦里喇叭 由普利兹奖得主吹奏

I am a silver stradivarius trumpet played by a Pulitzer Prize winner

就像我们还小时 在我旁边你就是普通的麦特...

Just like when we were kids, around me, you were regular

我们却完全没机会展露头角 真是烂透了

and we ain't got no prospects for our palm pilots. That's fucked up, dawg

还是她的原始需求能被满足 然后把他当作晚餐呢?

or wilI she satisfy her primaI needs and then devour him for dinner?

做点爱情乐曲吧 然后音符就会自动浮现了

Make some love music, you know? And then your notes wilI Just cum to you

对 他有够嫩的 年纪都这么大了还这么嫩

Yeah, he's a preemie. I'm not talking about the day he was born, either

议长先生 那他们是谁? 第♥一♥夫♥人♥和副艺妓吗?

Oh, and who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?

跟你所习惯的相同 像在橄榄球队里...

something you're familiar with, being on the footbalI team, I'

-搞砸了我们的毕业典礼 -我去那里玩友谊赛...

-and ruined our graduation. -I went there for a