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2024年6月2日发(作者：稽秀丽)
The man wants to kill the king
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：
It was war periods time, the war among
different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to
find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing stools for their
political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed
some good men at home……
there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were
some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most
famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you
want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：
It’s you, Prince Dan! )Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most
attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror
told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
阿三: Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、
graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill
,all the beauties jewelries and cities in Qin is ours.
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most requirement in this century? Talent!
Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou,
the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
荆轲
Conspire
tournament
荆轲
（Jin Ke）
身高：190cm
Height: 190cm
战斗力：无限
War power: endless
武器：长剑
Weaponry: long sword
最爱干的事情：聊qq
Favorite doing: chatting
最爱的颜色：黑色
Favorite color: black
最爱喝的饮料：啤酒
Favorite drinks: beer
荆轲：我看到台下有我的好多粉丝呀，Hi，大家好，想死你们了。言归正传，今天我是来这
PK的，不知道是谁那么不自量力，竟然敢跟我荆轲PK，看来是不想活了。怎么那么久还不
来呀，是不是没有赶上公交呀？
李莫愁：抱歉抱歉，实在是对不起大家，刚才由于堵车浪费了一点时间，72呀20路呀，就
连传说中的320都很挤，所以来晚了，对不起。 你就是荆轲？
荆轲:Yes .
李莫愁：我们能不能不说英语呀，OK？
荆轲：哦，莫非你是四级未过，听力甚差，听不懂我的标准发音？
李莫愁：这个~~Oh my lady GaGa .你是我的偶像 。我对你的崇拜就如同传说中兰州姑娘
崇拜刘德华，今天你就看在我是你的粉丝，并且上有老下有小的情况下，求求你饶了我，放我
一条生路吧，求你了。
荆轲 ：哈哈，兰州姑娘崇拜刘德华？那你去死一个个给我看看呀，怎么不干了吧，那就快点
PK。
李莫愁:Oh no , 看来今天我是得死在这个鬼地方了，不过话说回来，要是今天能死在我偶像
的剑下多幸福呀，总比那些个从天桥上掉到臭水沟了死掉的人好呀，哈哈哈。好吧荆轲，come
on.
两人： “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊······”
荆轲：Ha ha ha .现在你知道谁是天下第一了吧，不自量力的家伙，想和我斗，也不看看你几
斤几两。现在给你一分钟的时间，谈谈你的失败感言。
李莫愁：Thank you .荆轲，我要感谢CCTV，感谢师大TV给我这个机会。
荆轲：你俗不俗呀，能不能来点实际的。
李莫愁：：这样呀，好吧，我要感谢我的父母感谢我的老公，感谢~~
荆轲：oh no stop stop.
李莫愁：OK OK，我要感谢西北师大对我的培养，感谢老师没对我的教导，最后我想对你说，
荆轲你知道吗在我家，上到八十岁的奶奶，下到五岁的我的儿子都很崇拜你，今天我败在了你
的剑下，但是在你杀我之前，我希望你能了我一个心愿。
荆轲：什么心愿？
李莫愁：你能不能给我你的亲笔签名？
荆轲:当然可以没问题。
阿三：Honey ,看，荆轲现在好受欢迎呀。
阿三：How do you do?Hero
太子丹上：How are you?
荆柯：
宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.
2024年6月2日发(作者：稽秀丽)
The man wants to kill the king
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：
It was war periods time, the war among
different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to
find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing stools for their
political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed
some good men at home……
there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were
some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most
famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you
want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：
It’s you, Prince Dan! )Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most
attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror
told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
阿三: Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、
graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill
,all the beauties jewelries and cities in Qin is ours.
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most requirement in this century? Talent!
Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou,
the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
荆轲
Conspire
tournament
荆轲
（Jin Ke）
身高：190cm
Height: 190cm
战斗力：无限
War power: endless
武器：长剑
Weaponry: long sword
最爱干的事情：聊qq
Favorite doing: chatting
最爱的颜色：黑色
Favorite color: black
最爱喝的饮料：啤酒
Favorite drinks: beer
荆轲：我看到台下有我的好多粉丝呀，Hi，大家好，想死你们了。言归正传，今天我是来这
PK的，不知道是谁那么不自量力，竟然敢跟我荆轲PK，看来是不想活了。怎么那么久还不
来呀，是不是没有赶上公交呀？
李莫愁：抱歉抱歉，实在是对不起大家，刚才由于堵车浪费了一点时间，72呀20路呀，就
连传说中的320都很挤，所以来晚了，对不起。 你就是荆轲？
荆轲:Yes .
李莫愁：我们能不能不说英语呀，OK？
荆轲：哦，莫非你是四级未过，听力甚差，听不懂我的标准发音？
李莫愁：这个~~Oh my lady GaGa .你是我的偶像 。我对你的崇拜就如同传说中兰州姑娘
崇拜刘德华，今天你就看在我是你的粉丝，并且上有老下有小的情况下，求求你饶了我，放我
一条生路吧，求你了。
荆轲 ：哈哈，兰州姑娘崇拜刘德华？那你去死一个个给我看看呀，怎么不干了吧，那就快点
PK。
李莫愁:Oh no , 看来今天我是得死在这个鬼地方了，不过话说回来，要是今天能死在我偶像
的剑下多幸福呀，总比那些个从天桥上掉到臭水沟了死掉的人好呀，哈哈哈。好吧荆轲，come
on.
两人： “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊······”
荆轲：Ha ha ha .现在你知道谁是天下第一了吧，不自量力的家伙，想和我斗，也不看看你几
斤几两。现在给你一分钟的时间，谈谈你的失败感言。
李莫愁：Thank you .荆轲，我要感谢CCTV，感谢师大TV给我这个机会。
荆轲：你俗不俗呀，能不能来点实际的。
李莫愁：：这样呀，好吧，我要感谢我的父母感谢我的老公，感谢~~
荆轲：oh no stop stop.
李莫愁：OK OK，我要感谢西北师大对我的培养，感谢老师没对我的教导，最后我想对你说，
荆轲你知道吗在我家，上到八十岁的奶奶，下到五岁的我的儿子都很崇拜你，今天我败在了你
的剑下，但是在你杀我之前，我希望你能了我一个心愿。
荆轲：什么心愿？
李莫愁：你能不能给我你的亲笔签名？
荆轲:当然可以没问题。
阿三：Honey ,看，荆轲现在好受欢迎呀。
阿三：How do you do?Hero
太子丹上：How are you?
荆柯：
宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.